Tue
Nov
24
Ally B Speakin
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Mon
Oct
5
Mon
Aug
24
We’re not dysfunctional, we’re funny.
My grandmother, explaing our family.
Fri
Aug
7
Today is my Grandma's birthday...
so we took her to the DMV to get her license renewed.
The DMV is SAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD.
Wed
Aug
5
I have been dreaming all night. The dreams merge, now. In one part of this dream I was swimming in the ocean, I was a mermaid. I was sort of new at being a mermaid and one of the other mermaids was trying to teach me; she was giving me mermaid lessons. I was afraid to breathe under water. The water got into my lungs and I couldn’t figure out how it was supposed to work, it felt terrible and I kept having to rise up to the surface and breathe and the other mermaid kept saying, No, Clare, like this… until finally I realized that she had gills in her neck, and I did too, and then it was better. Swimming was like flying, all the fish were birds… There was a boat on the surface of the ocean, and we all swam up to see the boat. It was just a little sailboat, and my mother was on it, all by herself. I swam up to her and she was surprised to see me there, she said Why Clare, I thought you were getting married today, and I suddenly realized, the way you do in dreams, that I couldn’t get married to Henry if I was a mermaid, and I started to cry, and then I woke up and it was the middle of the night. So I lay there for awhile in the dark and I made up that I became a regular woman, like the Little Mermaid except I didn’t have any of that nonsense about hideous pain in my feet or getting my tongue cut out. Hans Christian Andersen must have been a very strange and sad person. Then I went back to sleep and now I am in bed and Henry and I are getting married today.
Audrey Niffenegger - The Time Traveler’s Wife (pg 255-256)
Sun
Aug
2
This? Is why Mark will be my wedding photographer. (With Scott, of course.)
the flower girls, checking out the scene as people were getting seated.
